This One's Gonna Bruise

April 05, 2005 at 11:35 PM

The golden age of Zoomtard has ended. The underground bunker from which we have been writing has been stormed by a crack team of Northern Irish theologians. It is bad news. Remember, loyal readers, at the end of this Zoomtard episode I discussed revealing my true non-superhero identity to a friend who was also a colleague? No. Well, it was a long entry. I can understand you skipping down to guess the lyric I quote after the Your Correspondent bit.

Anyway, this guy googled a resource that he had heard I had produced (I hadn't actually- the time I claimed to have spent writing it was in fact spent with my slot machine addiction) and ended up at Zoomtard. Baxtard.

See, the self editing has begun. It is one thing to know that people like Patrick Mitchel drop by now and again but when a direct colleague is aware of the crap you throw out online under a slightly offensive pen name, it makes you think 3 or 4 times before threatening to assasinate Dana.

Don't worry. I won't withdraw into a shell like Ddmmyy. does whenever another person finds out that he is actually the Irish minister for the Marine and I won't make a dratmooz.antidisinformation.com to go alongside his .yymmdD site. But I might be a bit more wary about banging on the laptop in a rage like I have done before.

Here, see this? That particular life-ignoring shambles can just be burned along with the cubicles and cuticles of whatever UNocrats who are behind it. I am proud to be a wet behind the ears mamby pamby cry me a river unthinking knee jerk liberal on most issues but I proudly stray from the party line when I say: The UN can go fuck itself.

It would make a change and give genocide-suffering people a break. If there is a war torn shithole, history has shown that the UN will show up and make things worse. By not showing up. Or when they do show up, like in post-Gulf War I Iraq, they will be as corrupt as Donegal Pigs.

If the UN meant anything, surely it meant that the suffering poor, the crap on the shoe of the capitalist West could at least be given some protection for the storms that inevitably break out when our policies of easy-source-of-sweatshop-labour joined with crippling debt repayments rape drew out to its logical consequence.

Well I gues the 3 million dead of Cambodia would like to say a big fat "No!" to that adolescent idealism. But they are dead. Like the million in Rwanda and the countless thousands in Liberia and Sierra Leone and the former Yugoslavia and Afghanistan and Zimbabwe and the former Zaire and the list goes on...

The greatest punchline Evil has managed in recent years has been the appointing of Sudan to the UN Human Rights Commission while they are engaged in genocide.

I once met a group of American UN reps from the Agriculture Bureau while out in Rome one night. They hated Italy. They hated their jobs. They hated poverty. They were filled with hate. And they were so boring as a result. There is a peculiar boredom in a person who is in a position to make a difference but is too jaded to even try. Long before I began reading about the UN, I suspected from the attitudes of these bright young things just a few years older than me that there was something not right.

The UN should not be reformed. It should be punished. Henry Kissinger and the UN and all those other war criminals should be brought into the depths of a New Dehli slum and... answers on a postcard. Zoomtard can't be too controversial in case his co-workers make him back up his opinions.

Oh anonymity how I crave you. It won't be long now before CaoimheB and I are invited to host TV3's early morning show.

Your Correspondent, A Jumped Up Country Boy

Permalink | 11606 comments

Comments

Damned if they do, damned if they don't and you wonder why they are jaded.

Posted by: Kofi Annan at April 6, 2005 01:59 AM

Were those UN reps not Canadian? Or French Canadian...? Oh, it was all so long ago....

Posted by: Janovich at April 7, 2005 11:33 AM

texas holdem Vertigo is anguish to the extent that I am afraid not of falling over the precipice, but of throwing myself over.

Posted by: texas holdem at September 6, 2005 08:07 PM

a1969703 a1969703

Posted by: a1969703 at November 24, 2005 11:53 AM

http://www.monsitexxx.com/fetiche/astromag/fat/b8rid9/selling.html botherfrigidstraddle

Posted by: claw at January 25, 2006 07:57 AM

http://www.mampapaul.com/wwwboard/messages/2656.html garyhoodlumnow

Posted by: lightened at February 5, 2006 09:21 AM

A newspaper in Iran is now holding a cartoon contest called Iran Holocaust Cartoon. Iran made Holocaust denial government policy when Iran foreign minister Manouchehr Mottaki said in December that remarks made by the Iran president that the Nazi mass murder of Jews during World War II was a myth. Next week is not a big week in terms of the number of companies reporting, kuuloakai.com but it is a big week in terms of influential companies reporting, debt consolidation said John Butters, senior research analyst at earnings tracker Thomson Financial picitsold.com http://picitsold.com/homes.shtml

Posted by: picitsold.com at February 10, 2006 08:42 PM

A newspaper in Iran is now holding a cartoon contest called Iran Cartoons. Iran made Holocaust denial government policy when Iran foreign minister Manouchehr Mottaki said in December that remarks made by the Iran president that the Nazi mass murder of Jews during World War II was a myth. Thanks to the virtual properties of an electronic archive, you can also do a computer search of all the obituary notices to look for specific words, and so check for specific patterns and features in the way his times valued MT. platinum 18k cheap wedding rings It's interesting, for example, to see whether "Tom" or "Huck" is mentioned the most - and what other characters and novels are singled out. 12 diamonds ring http://www.gold-custom.com/

Posted by: 12 diamonds ring at February 17, 2006 10:44 AM

http://escorts.anzwers.net/voyeurs/mjjlubwz/voyeur-web-galleries.html complimentwhosewondered

Posted by: otherwise at February 25, 2006 02:28 PM

A newspaper in Iran is now holding a cartoon contest called Iran Cartoons. Iran made Holocaust denial government policy when Iran foreign minister Manouchehr Mottaki said in December that remarks made by the Iran president that the Nazi mass murder of Jews during World War II was a myth. The week is also a transitional one for the fourth-quarter earnings reporting period in that it brings the last big group of earnings pre-announcements history of diamond earrings which are typically more negative than positive -- and the first big group of actual earnings reports history of diamond rings http://1diamond-rings.com/

Posted by: history of diamond rings at February 28, 2006 02:29 PM

Diamonds can be heated and enhanced or irridated. The rest of the ore is then used for industrial purposes platinum antique ring setting. So then why would a diamond merchant discount the price on a genuinely good quality diamond that is a billion years old. Regardless of the shape, you really need to look at the cut and if there is any damage to the diamond. Also watch out for cosmetic enhancements or synthetic diamonds. Antique Style Setting with 0.32 ct. Side Baguettes http://www.gold-custom.com/Ring-Settings/Diamond-Engagement-Ring-Setting_ItemTag_RS-069.aspx

Posted by: Antique Style Setting with 0.32 ct. Side Baguettes at March 25, 2006 12:54 AM

Nice site!
[url=http://rklkypay.com/ftbv/htva.html]My homepage[/url] | [url=http://xrdvedqy.com/outm/adsb.html]Cool site[/url]

Posted by: Dennis at April 1, 2006 03:57 AM

Good design!
My homepage | Please visit

Posted by: Lena at April 1, 2006 03:58 AM

Free adware download ad adware, lavasoft adware adware se Anti Spyware remove adware adware spyware, adware spyware removal tool adware spyware removal adware se. Adware no adware Microsoft Anti Spyware spyware
adware spyware removal tool? Spyware adware. Spyware Remover, adware spyware removal no adware Spyware Removal spyware Anti Spyware Spyware Blaster Free Spyware adware se. Free Spyware Removal spyware, adware adware removal free adware removal Spyware Blaster Free Spyware Removal adware download lavasoft adware, spyware Spyware Doctor Spyware Doctor free adware removal adware Spyware Blaster adware spyware removal remove adware adware se adware spyware adware download, anti adware adware removal Spyware Doctor lavasoft adware Free Spyware Removal free adware remover adware se adware remover adware remover, spyware Spyware Remover adware spyware removal Adware adware remover! Spyware adware 6 Spyware Remover adware se? Free Spyware Removal spyware ad adware spyware ad adware? Remove adware lavasoft adware adware adware remover Spyware Blaster free adware? Adware 6
Free Spyware adware 6 spyware! Adware 6! Adware se Spyware Doctor
Free Anti Spyware Spyware Remover adware se? Spyware Removal Free Anti Spyware Anti Spyware Free Anti Spyware no adware Free Anti Spyware remove adware? Ad adware adware se adware spyware removal tool Adware Free Spyware Remover lavasoft adware spyware free adware remover Free Anti Spyware ad adware Spyware Adware Free Spyware Remover Spyware Blaster remove adware adware removal Free Spyware Removal adware se adware spyware removal tool free adware remover remove adware no adware anti adware adware removal spyware adware remover. Anti adware free adware removal free adware remover Microsoft Anti Spyware adware spyware removal, no adware ad adware Free Anti Spyware! Spyware, adware spyware removal tool Microsoft Anti Spyware
adware download Spyware Remover Free Spyware lavasoft adware Anti Spyware! Spyware Microsoft Anti Spyware free adware free adware adware removal adware remover no adware adware spyware removal Free Anti Spyware adware adware spyware remover adware? Free Spyware Remover no adware Spyware Remover adware download anti adware remove adware adware, adware download Microsoft Anti Spyware lavasoft adware adware spyware removal. Free Spyware Removal free adware Free Spyware Removal adware se Spyware Remover Spyware Doctor adware spyware removal adware spyware remover adware removal spyware! Adware spyware lavasoft adware free adware download ad adware Spyware Blaster!
http://1-spyware.net/
http://1-spyware.net/spyware
http://1-spyware.net/adware
Spyware
SPYWARE
Adware

Posted by: Microsoft Anti Spyware at April 3, 2006 09:31 PM

No adware lavasoft adware adware se adware se free adware download ad adware adware spyware remover Spyware Spyware remove adware adware spyware removal tool, adware se free adware download adware spyware remover, Spyware lavasoft adware no adware free adware, free adware remover no adware. Spyware. Adware removal Spyware anti adware adware removal adware spyware removal Spyware adware se. Spyware free adware remover remove adware ad adware adware 6 anti adware ad adware remove adware? Adware spyware removal anti adware! Free adware remover!

http://1-spyware.net/
spyware

Posted by: spyware at April 5, 2006 04:06 PM

Simulated diamonds have long been held in disfavor, because of the assumption that simulation necessarily implies inferiority youraffiliatecoach com. So it might come as something of a surprise that many professional gemmologists are now selling simulated diamonds alongside the real thing. Many of mans finest creations have been born in the lab, and moissanite diamonds are no exception. generic-xanax-online com http://www.generic-xanax-online.com/resource-21.html

Posted by: generic-xanax-online com at April 9, 2006 05:34 AM

http://profhairnailsalon.com/wwwboard/messages/97591.html complimentwhosewondered

Posted by: smudged at April 19, 2006 09:00 AM

Adult acne. http://temp-102-T.com
temp
[url=http://temp-102-BB.com/]temp[/url]

Posted by: temp-102 at May 5, 2006 04:55 PM

http://personal.smartt.com/~cmckimm/wwwboard/messages/25177.html complimentwhosewondered

Posted by: flagellation at June 5, 2006 04:02 PM

online gambling
casinos online
online casinos list
online casinos and bingo
online casinos data
spanish online casinos
casinos online gambling fun
online casinos
online casinos industry
info on online casinos
casino online
online casinos
casinos
online casinos advertising
online casinos
casinos online
online casinos deluxe
online casinos history
online casino graphics
imagine online casinos
casino online
online casinos
best online casinos
online casino gambling
casinos online
online casinos groups
online casinos
how to play online casinos
my online casinos
online casinos player
casinos
online casinos, gambling
casinos online
online casinos
online gambling
online casinos and games
free online casinos
best online casinos
online casinos
casino gambling
casinos online, online casinos
play online casinos
the best online casinos
online casinos
online casinos games
fast online caisnos
casinos online
net casino
virtual casino
casino jackpots
internet casino
free internet casinos
free gambling
betting online
online betting site
best online casino

Posted by: online poker at July 26, 2006 02:13 PM

http://wbic-newventures.com/wwwboard/messages/76873.html divxpornvideos

Posted by: short sex stories at August 14, 2006 11:34 AM

Start playing online poker http://www.pokermaster.org/ online poker because online poker http://www.pokerpage.org online poker is the best activity on the internet. If you think online poker http://www.yellowpoker.org/ online poker is not fun then try it now. Playing online poker http://www.pokerreviews.biz online poker will make you feel much better.
Simply - online poker http://www.online-poker-portal.info/ online poker is always fun. Try also phentermine http://www.abcmed.org phentermine and the best online casino http://www.mycasinoplanet.com online casinos.

Posted by: maya at August 23, 2006 03:17 PM

engagement rings are a end of dating session before marriage. wedding rings are a final settlement of couples. Diamond Rings are costly for other than ornaments. Gold Rings are most popular for wedding. Rings are wear in the third finger. Wedding is the ceremony at which the beginning of marriage is celeberated. Rings are play important role on any ocassion. WEDDING makes a relationship between man & woman. WEDDING RINGS has a important role in wedding. WEDDING DRESS are very typical job. WEDDING INVITATION are information of wedding. WEDDING FAVOR is a gift for guest. WEDDING SONGS we cannot enjoy. wedding vows are a spiritual relation between birde and grooms. wedding gowns give different look to bride. Wedding is the relationship between bride and grooms. wedding vows are a relation between husband and wife. wedding invitations are important for guest. Wedding Dress is made for special wear on marraige day. Wedding Music is romantic song. Wedding rings are used before marriage on the ocassion of engagement. Wedding songs sung by woman and others. Wedding favors is a package for guest. wedding ocassion are blessed by the god. wedding make spiritual relationship between man and woman. wedding vows are a relation between both, wedding favors is a package for guest. wedding rings has a great symbol for new couples. wedding dresses are very important for bride and grooms. wedding songs are important for wedding. Anniversary rings is used in wedding anniversary. Pearl rings are made by perl. Wedding rings are used by couple after engagement. Engagement ring is used before wedding. Diamond Rings are looking good. Gold rings are best ornament for newly couple. rings are play important role in wedding.

Posted by: wedding at August 24, 2006 07:25 PM

Posted by: wedding at August 24, 2006 08:02 PM

Good design!
[url=http://vyvwyhsm.com/yxmh/jvfs.html]My homepage[/url] | [url=http://kenwrrmt.com/zluh/ebic.html]Cool site[/url]

Posted by: Kathy at September 16, 2006 07:43 AM

Good design!
My homepage | Please visit

Posted by: Dean at September 16, 2006 07:43 AM

Great work!
http://vyvwyhsm.com/yxmh/jvfs.html | http://adqrpiwz.com/vqbb/ccqj.html

Posted by: Sarah at September 16, 2006 07:44 AM

Great work!
http://www.tbihome.org/cgi-bin/mindmenders/mindmenders.pl?read=8080 | http://litd.psch.uic.edu:8000/SLS/uploads/10/bingo-1.html | http://www2.fhy.net/forum/XXGC/posts/347.shtml | http://www.thewildrose.net/anyboard9/forum/posts/11981.html | http://www.tbihome.org/cgi-bin/mindmenders/mindmenders.pl?read=8132 | http://www.thewildrose.net/anyboard9/forum/posts/12016.html | http://vincenthay.mojeforum.net/index.php | http://litd.psch.uic.edu:8000/HistoryGIS/uploads/3/blackjack-3.html | http://sherryvero.mojeforum.net/index.php | http://litd.psch.uic.edu:8000/whatworks/uploads/2/bingo-3.html